Married For 30 Years (Funny / Intermediate +)

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asked, “What does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.”

She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”


  1. Why is this funny?
  2. What is an acronym?


  1. He describes his wife with the first 11 letters of the alphabet.  Each letter represents a word starting with that letter.  “A is for adorable, B is for beautiful, … “.  The first 8 words are very good compliments and she gets excited.  What about the last 3 letters?  I’m Just Kidding.  (I, J, K)
  2. An acronym is a word formed from the first letters of a group of words or a phrase. examples: CEO – Chief Executive Officer,  NATO – North Atlantic Treaty Organization, HR – Human Resources
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